March 2012
harryllloyd:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will at...
commanderinqueef:
breaking the ice with “our genitalia will soon come in contact”
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
me: hey whats up
upperclassman: not much just doing my homework hbu
me: oh that's cool i'm too lazy to start mine
upperclassman: wow stop complaining about your homework okay mine is much more difficult than yours your grade has absolutely no work to do
me: what i wasn't even compl—
upperclassman: dude stop being such a whiner god
me: wha—
upperclassman: wow when i was YOUR age i never complained
me: stop
upperclassman: and i'm in ELEVEN honors classes
me: bye
patunes:
if you own a pair of crocs please stay 5748395 miles from me
scubway:
good news i just sneezed i guess i can’t go to school the rest of the week
beyoncebeytwice:
unfollowing me is illegal in all 50 states and puerto rico
iroh:
Do you have a lazy eye? On a scale of 1-10 how unmotivated is your eyeball
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I can’t believe the things kids say to their parents nowadays.
Especially one of my friends.
Just shut your fucking mouth. They created you.
February 2012
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patunes:
finally home alone thank god
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Watchglamydia:
oh my god
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
The year is 2017 and Cascada has taken the throne as the Queen of Pop
MEGHAN
WHAT HAPPENED
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TUMBLR
ANSWER ME
unfreshing:
you’re gay you like bananas in your ass
My mum has jury duty tomorrow and I have to wake up wicked early for school.
What is wrong with Netflix subtitles, my God.
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I'll answer honestly.
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
virginclub:
rumour:
what happened to the naked brothers band
they put clothes on
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nuggits2:
wow i cant wait to see all the preteen 12 year olds sneak into project x in their DC skateboard sneaks and their aeropostle sweaters
“You’re a sweet kid when you’re not being a douche.”
– My mom
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